so school has started and im busy as PHUCK ! classes, working, BMES, internship and ofcourse the occasional rambunctious party. I’ve also started an beauty/entertainment blog for those who are interested. I have really big plans for it so definitely follow me.
that said, I probably won’t be updating on Tumblr very much anymore… But if you like what I have to offer, head over to blogspot for your regular dosage of me. =]
ohkay, first off i’d like to apologize for not being a consistent blogger. sorry =/ i have 3jobs people. seriously. i work every day of my life and when im not working i like to NAP. since all of my friends have either vanished or began acting like they’re too good to hang out with ‘single imani’. rude. very fucking rude.
now, since i am quite single and have been since.. uhm… the day i was born. i’ve noticed some things that women do to attract the opposite sex, or same sex if you’re into that.[ no hatred on anyone from this girl. <3 ] so i’ve decided to create a list of a few of the sure fire things to do to achieve a relationship.
ahem.
step 1. girl, you must be ugly.
-if you’re not ugly…you gotta mothafuckin problem. make yourself ugly. wear makeup thats too dark and blush everywhere. ohyeah, and invest insome of that jersey shore icy pink lipgloss. mhmm.. cuz apparently boys love that. but be careful with this one ladies, you dont wanna be TOOugly. then he’ll drop your ass like hot potato if youare. you just wanna make sure you’re not prettier than him. [ or prettier than he thinks he is]
step 2. don’t say a damn word.
- you wanna add into the conversation, or maybe you realize you’re new beau is mistaken, hot pockets actually ARE disgusting, and they DO all taste the same. don’t let his ass know. just keep it to yourself. especially if he’s wrong. guys are never wrong. duh. girls just don’t know.
step 3. if you like him, don’t.
- don’t tell him, act like it, look at him, smile at him, compliment him. instead.. you know what you do. go find yourself a brick & toss that shit at his head. that’ll get his attention. and he’ll walk right over to you and ask ‘uh, yo… did you just throw this rock at my head?’. now remember rule #2. don’t correct him, sure if he thinks its a rock its a goddamn rock. look at him and tell him why you were throwing this pebble . cuz he’s ugly. he’ll eat that shit up and come begging for seconds. strange creatures, boys. strange.
step 4. once you’re dating. talk about him…. to everyone.
- cuz apparently dating him isnt enough for him to know that you like him. tell all your friends, strangers, bums, crackhead, gas attendants, your dog, your teachers, trees, the wind.. talk about him. any damn thing. they love that shit.
hope this helps.
my life’s alright. your life must suck.
found this from when myspace was cool & my friends loved me and couldnt live without me =/
my tangent laptop [which no one in the whole world has ever heard of unless they went to UD] decided it needed to get a virus in the middle of me watching finding neverland. *sigh* RUDE.
anyways.. my lil brother’s in the for the month & i have 2jobs now. it’s already ridiculous enough & now my mom wants to act like shes totally braindead which is sooo cute[not].
my ‘bestfriend’ doesnt know anything about me, & refuses to have legitimate conversations with me but still absolutely considers me his bestfriend…frustrating much ? very. i know nothing about him and he knows nothing about me but less than a year ago him, my other bestfriend that I ADORE, and i were inseperable, in love & all about each other. it’s weird now. i dont like it and i have no idea when or how it happened which makes me really sad because last summer was the best time i couldve ever dreamt of. things are only going to get stranger because i dont plan on ever coming back to PA & i know he’s gonna promise to visit me at school like he did this year… &never show up.
[insert corny line about friends growing apart here]
i always say things like that.. ‘yeah no yeah’ &i have no idea when it started, or why i do it. do you say things like that ? like here’s a situation
your friend’s talkin to you about somethign that you really dont care about, but youre bein a good friend and tryna pay attention.. &its sooo obvious youre not listening they say :’ARE YOU LISTENING ANYTHING I’M SAYING?’
my response: ‘yeah, no yeah im listening. ’ <— what the hell?!?
why do i do this? please someone explain this to me cuz i honestly do not understand this. & i keep trying to stop myself from doin it, but its like i have a nervous tick and have to say the opposite of what i mean inbetween what my answer really is. *sigh* this makes me seem like an idiot, but i swear im not.
anyone else guilty of this slight retardation?!
